Weekend spent in caring for the farm. In between the non-human laziness, of course. But Old-handyma

Weekend spent in caring for the farm. In between the non-human laziness, of course. But Old-handyman eventually won Antiquity-glad-life and drove into the yard to mow. No, my friends, is not that the grass on which you think. I did not grow this, for extremely law-abiding. I even voted for the Conservatives (as I think I have already mentioned) and it should characterize me to the best advantage. Up to the next election, where I will vote for the Liberals. I've already introduced you to his political credo? My political credo: never. What does this mean? Does not mean anything. murray Just came up with this phrase here and wrote. In fact, my political creed - always vote for the opposition of the (as it was there - the ruling party of Her Majesty and Her Majesty's structural oppositions). Because nefiga. Well, sit down and feed, I do not mind. But let them at least not sit happily. murray Let them know to get the votes of Antiquities once, the second time they will get it only if you jump over your head. Well, for example, will issue a law that the house down the street 11197 64 Ave declared a tax-free zone. Very progressive law, among other things.
So, back to the grass. Of homework, there are two main types of torture head of the family - vacuuming and mowing. In fact, there are more, but others can be successfully to score. Well, for example, isolation hanger for towels - unpleasant thing, but the second something murray hanging. So, the first can wait until Antiquities will have a feeling murray as if he is a master of all trades - and screw in a light bulb can. And unscrew the light bulb can also. At such moments, Olden and can tie hanger. Stop the ridiculous "gee-gee-gee" such things have happened. In general, hanger wait. But the grass grows, house zamusorivaetsya and this has to be considered. So Antiquities found himself murray in the backyard of personal subsistence farming with a gasoline unit in the hands of: The device is yours truly acquired three years ago. This atskaya machine, according to specs, able to overcome the 6 horses. I really do not imagine in what kind of struggle. But engineers Hinday Motors, for sure, have experimented with it in their own factories. Harnessed with one hand mower and the other pair of triples with bells. Otherwise, how would they know about 6 horsepower? This year Old outdid himself as a master of the art. Namely, the mower started on the first try. Usually after a winter in the barn only if the mower is put to observe certain shamanic ritual. It includes the pouring of oil, gasoline, and ... No, do not think of anything else is included. But still, it's hard. In the first year it was all good, but in the calculation of the quantity of oil crept a small error. I poured a little oil. Therefore mower constantly pounded with subsequent seizure. Was about to drive to take brokenness thing, but to fix it myself. By the brilliant insight, of course. Not everyone would have realized pour oil. University behind, whatever you say. In the second year, when he was already an experienced mechanic, oil Old regretted. The mower started up, but smoked. Mow so it is certainly possible, but it is unclear why she smokes. Mowed until she gurgled and died out. Fortunately, smart people suggested that the casting with a slide is not necessary. Anyway, last year's oil should be drained. Merged, replaced, but the mower would not start. Do you know why? Haha, never realized. Listen to an experienced murray person, teapots. Because it is necessary to unscrew the spark plug before you turn the mower. Know what a candle? Well, yes, "for the umpteenth time, I'll start again at first, until the light is fading," and all that. This is the sort of thing that is screwed, but not to where you think, and the lawn mower. If it pour oil or gasoline, it ceases to give a signal. And it will also help you to understand. I would also think twice whether to give signals when you pour gasoline hurl. But this year, Old behaved like a true master of his craft. Remove the spark, merged the old oil, poured a new, and, exactly as you want - even though the clock on it is checked against. Well, I mean, if the clock showed the oil level, then we could verify. Shook rubber pimpochkoj side (perhaps she has a scientific name, but I have not yet grasped the skill of all the vertices) and pulled the rope. Mower wanted was not to be got, but did not find the reason. Fresh oil was given petrol given. Surprised and started up. Striking device. After three years of bullying murray still rumbles and even mowing. Although rusty screw. Perhaps it is somehow necessary to wipe after mowing. Now for the important things. Programmers !!! Mow the grass in time! When the grass grows like Antiquity: mower to mow it can, but to send a container of cut grass can not. Too heavy. murray What did you expect? Think six horses could shove it in there? I do not think, my friends, do not think. So, mow the grass in time, until it became